Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Today's Daddy: Robert Todd Lincoln

Robert Todd Lincoln isn't the hottest daddy I've ever dug up, but he earns at least an honorable mention for his broody circumstances.


Let's run down the list:

  • Father assassinated
  • Mother institutionalized
  • Mother later publicly embarrassed him for institutionalizing her - she was released and they were estranged
  • Witnessed James Garfield's assassination
  • Was in the vicinity of William McKinley's assassination
  • Son died at age 16
Yeah: ouch.

It kind of comes across in the photograph, where the slant of sunlight illuminates a hand but most of the man is recessed into the dark. Or maybe I'm reading too much into it.

I can imagine (read: fantasize about) his desperate desire to continue his family line, resulting in his grumpily/tragically attaching himself to a much younger woman and spending whole orgasmic days in bed. (The nice thing about fantasy is it's immune to decreased libido and performance concerns.)

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